Oh the humidity!

 
You know, there have been times this week when I really felt that self-asphyxiation with liquid nitrogen gas would be a welcome break from this hell. I mean honestly, how could anyone bear this goddamn insufferable heat and the choking humidity. You’d expect a Sri Lankan right at home in an oven, but not so [...]

Found that special thing – flying without wings

It’s tough being a smoker when you’re nicotine intolerant. I have of course used my hyper-sensitivity to this family of chemicals to my advantage  in the past. Once I drank one too many coffees, smoked two too many cigarettes and collapsed during the middle of an exam and they passed me on special consideration.
Anyway, like [...]

The Paradise Island

A 10 minute aerial trip over the paradise island of Sri Lanka, featured on National Geographic, Discovery and Travel & Living Channels.

Sadly, having lived most of my life in Colombo and overseas, I haven’t been to most of these places. I have no idea what this Lion Rock and Adam’s Peak [...]

This cunt deserves it, and yes I’m a jealous bigot – biaches!

Teen caught racing at over 200 kph
i don’t mean to be racist, but slankans simply cannot understand the concept of a speed limit. i’ve got a friend who does 180 in a little back street in scoresby on the way to uni every damn day. and he reckons his dad drives faster. this is probably [...]

Ephemeral illuminations

so it was easter eve, and and after pimping stock for half price on the PA until my throat was sore i decided to make sum other biaches take over. i mean wtf am i the only one destined for public whoredom? no one bloody wanted to do it so i had to wrestle wit [...]

Nigga please…

had to take the pic off. lol.. u had ur chance
Diesel, Bonds et Les Rows

What religion are you?

I was directed to this quiz by a so called Liberal Christian, who clearly rejects all the fundamentals of Christianity including the divinity of Christ and the existence of a personal almighty being, and yet calls himself a Christian. I would partially disagree with my results because I’m not very sure about the plausibility of [...]

Hair dilemma

I can’t decide between this…
 

and this

 
Whatever. It’s time to do something about it anyway. Haven’t cut it for what feels like an year. The worst thing is that Safeway makes me tie my hair at the back and won’t let me wear my 10mil iced stud. But this fat kid with a funny name at [...]

Blind monkey love

Most psychology students will learn about Harry Harlow at some point. For the uninitiated, he was a mid 20th century scientist mainly known for his experiments with monkeys and love.

One of Harlow’s famous sayings was something that he said to a fellow scientist when he was asked if the so called “love” he was talking [...]

The hour of sad choices – 2

I do miss you. It’d be a lie if I said I didn’t. Yesterday I had a weird dream where I was dressed for work, walking along the road in front of my old house and you were there with your mom and some guy. I walked past not looking at you. What does it [...]